One dull night, bloggers extraordinaire, Vulpi and Yoshimi, were IMing. And Yocchan was falling asleep. But something unexpected happened!

VULPI: …why… why have I found a video of the entirety of Hello! Project singing “Y.M.C.A.”?
YOCCHAN: …
YOCCHAN: LINK
YOCCHAN: NOW
YOCCHAN: PLEASE
VULPI: I SERIOUSLY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS.
YOCCHAN: God, you try to fall asleep to Korean pop and then what… Those psycho Japs jolt your ass up.
YOCCHAN: …it’s magical and it’s only thirteen seconds in.
YOCCHAN: …know what would’ve made that “Y.M.C.A.” cover better? If Tsunku showed up in disco garb and started singing with them.
VULPI: …YES.
YOCCHAN: But yeah. disco!Tsunku, along with the already awesomeness of that video with the cheerleaders and the outfits and the choreography and the fact that they’re singing that song as it is would’ve made enough awesomeness to destroy the universe.
VULPI: I just wish he could’ve strode up, and all the girls would scurry away to make room, and he could just take center stage and belt it out… “YYYYYYY M C A.”
YOCCHAN: YES.
YOCCHAN: YESYESYESYES AITAKATTA MFY
VULPI: YOU KNOW THIS IS GETTING IJIWARU’D RIGHT?
YOCCHAN: YES
VULPI: OH GOD. IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL.
YOCCHAN: I LOVE THE Y.M.C.A.

Ijiwaru’d: Catchphrase potential! But it wasn’t over yet!!

VULPI: …why have I also just found an entire Korean reserve force doing “Renai Revolution 21″?
YOCCHAN: …
YOCCHAN: Link.
YOCCHAN: Tonight is the night for awesome videos.
VULPI: Got it. Holy shit it’s amazing.
YOCCHAN: …
YOCCHAN: oh. my. god.
YOCCHAN: The Korean thing.
YOCCHAN: It’s…
YOCCHAN: It’s…
YOCCHAN: …
YOCCHAN: No words.

And so it was.

Judging by the Itoshiki Tomo e PV, Abe Natsumi = Jesus. See, look:

Is the “bad friend” in question anyone who doesn’t follow The Church of Natsumi Christ? I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN BE HAVING WITH THIS. Here, allow me to buy some more Sayu photo sets to properly state my allegiance.

I feel better. :D

So this is pretty much what Nacchi has to say to the whole Play-Asia thing.

Buuuurn. Also, this is what will happen if I don’t get the DVDs I ordered from them soon.

WILL IT GET NASTY? It’s all up to you, Play-Asia. I’ll be watching you. >_O

Oh my god, Play-Asia, I hate you. OH MY GOD. D:

We regret to inform you that one or more items of your recently placed order have been become unavailable and removed from your order. We apologize for the inconvenience this may have caused to you and ask for your understanding in this situation.

We at Play-Asia.com are looking forward in seeing you again very soon!

WELL YOU WON’T! okay you probably will

To think that when I first saw this picture, I was mostly concerned with the horrible composition of the image in general.

I don’t know if my eyes are playing tricks on me or something? But UFA may be poor enough now that they can’t afford proper fabric for their costumes. Don’t look, Maimai, don’t look! You’re too young! D:

OPPAI WO PU~N

Oh my god, this is ridiculous. I need to go to bed. But you heard it here first!

While browsing for more pictures of my beautiful, if tie-inept, Nacchi, I came across one from awhile ago, when she still wore that mildly atrocious pigtails thing. To my delight, I saw a fraction of Kobayashi Kana in the same picture! Together! How convenient to have both of my crushes in the same place.

(she’s in there, I can tell by the mole)

Suddenly, a magnificent idea struck me. A duo unit a la W! (Note: AKB48’s only duos have been temporary and lesboriffic. See: Kinjirareta Futari, Higurashi no Koi.) And it would have the best name ever. A name like…

NACCHI TO KAACHI
なっちとかぁち～

Anyway, no, Komatani Hitomi/Watanabe Shiho/I can’t tell who that girl is (far right) will not be invited. Just Nacchi, Kaachi, maybe another ‘-achi’ girl if I can find one, s’all good.

A boring first post, but whatever, I needed to point this injustice out. D:

Nacchi, Nacchi, Nacchi. Do you even know what group you’re in? AKB FREAKING 48! Where every costume is some variation on a school uniform! And yet you leave your tie in such a state?! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? Also, what’s wrong with whoever allowed this to pass for a photoshoot? Madness!

You’re lucky you’re so cute. As we already know.